MOLEBUSTERS

We have a dynamic duo in our household. Chance and Grace are some serious mole hunters. In the past few weeks we’ve had close to a dozen eyeless wonders show up dead in and around the house. We’ve seen these two work together before but it is usually with chipmunks. In the summer they regularly team up on the unsuspecting rodents and trap them in downspouts and in the screen porch. Grace can’t normally stand Chance but outside I guess that she makes an exception since they make such a fabulous team.

Here is their theme song:

MOLEBUSTERS!
I ain't afraid of no moles (3X)
MOLEBUSTERS!
[Run] Something strange goin on
Something's wrong
[DMC] Gloom in the room
Outside in the yard
All alone in the crib
Watchin the tube
[Run] Yo-o-o-o is that what I think?
Did I see somethin move?
[DMC] Chill down your spine
Your heart fills with dread
Not filled by the things
that HAVE NO EYES IN THEIR HEADS
They borough through the ground
With no time to frown
[Run] You call the MOLEBUSTERS
Well that's who you call!
MOLEBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no moles
MOLEBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no moles
MOLEBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no moles
MOLEBUSTERS!
[Run] Stop! UHH!
[DMC] Bridge
[Run] Hit it!
I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I ain't afraid of no moles
I, I-I ain't afraid
I-I ain't, I-I ain'tI-I-I,
I-I-I ain't afraid of no moles
MOLEBUSTERS!
MOLEBUSTERS!

I AIN’T AFRAID OF NO MOLES

(and on and on and on. This frikkin song goes on forever and I’m just not that committed to the joke. Sorry)