Holy crap, what was everybody doing on Monday and Wednesday anyway? Obviously nobody was working because there were over 80 page views and 30 visits on Monday and 60 page views and 35 visits on Wednesday. Come on people, do some work will you??? Just kidding, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that I’ve touched the lives of so many people. Who knows how many failed marriages have been resurrected, orphan children who have been adopted, drowning puppies that have been saved all because of me and my selfless dedication to making this site as pointless and arbitrary as possible.