Overheard this afternoon.

“I’m having trouble putting it in straight. Have you ever had that problem?”
“I’ve had that happen before. I think that it is usually user error.”
“I seem to have more trouble with 24” than 36”.” (editor’s note: !???!!!!)
“It sort of works if I push it in the front really hard.”

Take this however you want to. If you are a perverted s.o.b. you'll take it one way. If you are of pure mind, you'll take it another way entirely (like I did of course).