Thursday, July 07, 2005

Birthing class gone wild!

Whew, Marcy and I had our first birthing class last night and I tell ya, it was a hoot. There was lots of good information but by far my favorite part was the 80's vintage hard core porn masquerading as an educational video that we watched about halfway through. When they show the baby's head coming out of the woman's hoo-hoo it makes even the strongest stomach want to eject its morning kibble! I think that this is the video that they should show in high school health class when they are teaching abstinence. If I were a teenage girl (insert dirty euphemism here) and I watched a video like that you wouldn't catch me doing the horizontal mambo anytime soon.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the next three classes. If that was the opening act, I can't wait to see what comes next.

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