Day two of Christmas consisted of us hanging low and getting the house prepped for the arrival of a fat guy in a red suit and when my dad left (bad da boom!) we got ready for Santa's arrival.
After B got dressed up like an Asian prostitute we made Santa some home opened cookies
Thankfully, the cookies and milk paid off and the fat elf saw fit to leave us all a nice assortment of presents. B with an assortment of art supplies, Marcy with lots of chocolate and mint and me with beer.