Buying a ticket will change your life, not only will you be in my good graces but you will also be the recipient of good karma. Surely your wildest dreams will come true. Here are three testimonials from happy customers.
Marcus G.: "Since buying my ticket last week, not only has my wife's black eye gone away but I've suddenly been able to grow facial hair. Thanks Harbor Children's Center!"
Terri M.: "Ever since trying your fabulous raffle tickets, my husband has started eating vegetable that aren't fried in bacon grease. Harbor Children's Center has saved our marriage!"
Sue M.: "I used the HCC raffle tickets to train my dog to not eat $100 worth of vitamins while I'm away at work. So really, the tickets paid for themselves."
As you can see, by buying HCC raffle tickets, your not only helping the cute little kids, you're also helping yourself. At the end of the day you need to ask yourself one simple question "Do I HATE children?" . If your answer is yes, than by all means, don't buy a ticket. If the answer is "No, I love children, especially in a hollandaise sauce" than see me, I've got what you're looking for.
Tickets are 1 for a buck or 6 for $5. If you want to help, shoot me an e-mail at chiddong@hotmail.com
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