Ref: Who wears short-shorts and prances with glee?

Kids: Referee Hot Pants!

Ref: Wearing stripes and whistling at me?

Kids: Referee Hot Pants!

Ref: I’m not of much value but wear a stripped shirt.

Kids: Referee Hot Pants!

Ref: Just look at my nipples and nobody will get hurt!

Kids: Referee Hot Pants!

Ref and kids: Referee Hot Pants, Referee Hot Pants, Referee Hot Pants, Referee Hot pants!